- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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