- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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