- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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