- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

George W. Bush

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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