BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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