- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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