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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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