- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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