- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What is life? Paul.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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