- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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