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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

WOw you have no life

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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