Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

gay pom...

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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