- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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