- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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