- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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