- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Anyone can post anything.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

class is canceled. My professor died.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

kieran is a homosexual

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

How you know when dislextic

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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