What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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top kek

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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