- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Knock knock, COME IN!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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