- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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