What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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