- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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