what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Bob Saget that is all

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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