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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A Chinese man fails a math test

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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