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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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