Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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