- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ain't idn't a word.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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