what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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