- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's blue? The sky.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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