- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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