- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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