- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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