Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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T u r n i p s

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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