What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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DEATH.

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