- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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