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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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