- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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