- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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