- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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