- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

The Princess is in another castle

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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