If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Charlie Sheen

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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