"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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