- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Women's Rights..

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Women.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

I love pissing people off :P

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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