- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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