What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Please don't shoot me

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Hi.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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