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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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