Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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