What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Ehh

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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