A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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