Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

men's rights activists

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

I walk into a bar...

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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