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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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