Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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#Getweird

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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