- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red, yup.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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