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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Your girlfriend.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Matthew Wyckoff

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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