What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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