- Anti Joke

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings