- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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