- Anti Joke

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.