2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Where's my baby??

girls basketball

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

WOw you have no life

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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