- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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