- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Wanna hear a joke? no

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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