- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

The duck didn't cross the road.

who is really lanky? james cornish

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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