- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

u know whats a crime? rape

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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