- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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