- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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