What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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