- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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