- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

You are joking right?

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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