Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Allah walked into AK Bar

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

no

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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