- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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