- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Massie is a fatass

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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