What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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