- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

My children are mistakes

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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