- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Guess what? You guessed it.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

America

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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