- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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