Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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read this sentence again.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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12/23/2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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