- Anti Joke

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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