Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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im telling maguire

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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