what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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