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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Please ignore this statement.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

hey hey apple

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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