What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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