A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

I Have a Black Friend

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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