- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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