Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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