- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Obama = ebola

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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