What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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