whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Good job, son.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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