how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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