- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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