Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

hi michael

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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