- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

I? Everett

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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