jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

asians have slitted eyes lol

^ That's not even funny ^

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

ecks! why zee?

You know whats annoying? Steve

jews

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Anti Joke

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