- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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