- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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