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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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