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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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