Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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