- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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