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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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