- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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