- Anti Joke

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

a man makes a bad joke

Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- slam

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

knock knock Goodbye

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?