Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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