- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What's the difference between a duck?

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

womens rights

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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