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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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