You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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