Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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