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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.