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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why did your mum die young because she had canser

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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