- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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