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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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